Dear Diary,
I hope you had a great weekend! Chili and I were super busy this weekend. First, our mom was sick all weekend. She made all these cool pug sounds, like snorts, sniffles, sneezes and wheezes. We had to cuddle her. We cuddled her and let her watch all this royal wedding stuff. I don't know who those humans are, but they weren't covered with pug hair, so I don't think they are as royal as that TV thing made them sound. But, some of the humans on the TV thing were wearing pug toys on their heads! How cool is that?! I wish our mom would wear a pug toy on her head.
On Sunday our mom was finally human enough to take Chili and me to our public appearance. We hadn't been out among our fans in so long that it was nice for the fans to have an opportunity to greet us. Our fans are so great and loyal they blocked off the streets and had a party for us. They even had a human race while they awaited our arrival! I don't know about you, Diary, but I just love humans. Big ones, small ones, ones with dogs, ones with pug toys on their heads... they're all so nice! We were pretty tired after greeting all our fans and walking around all morning. We had to put up our paws when we got home.
Then last night the TV thing said this really bad subhuman is dead. Our mom said this is a good thing and that we should salute the US Service men and women. They make the world a safer place for pugs and humans, so we can't argue with that! We haven't really gotten the salute thing down, so we will eat a treat (or 2) in their honor!
Love,
Coco
I hope you had a great weekend! Chili and I were super busy this weekend. First, our mom was sick all weekend. She made all these cool pug sounds, like snorts, sniffles, sneezes and wheezes. We had to cuddle her. We cuddled her and let her watch all this royal wedding stuff. I don't know who those humans are, but they weren't covered with pug hair, so I don't think they are as royal as that TV thing made them sound. But, some of the humans on the TV thing were wearing pug toys on their heads! How cool is that?! I wish our mom would wear a pug toy on her head.
On Sunday our mom was finally human enough to take Chili and me to our public appearance. We hadn't been out among our fans in so long that it was nice for the fans to have an opportunity to greet us. Our fans are so great and loyal they blocked off the streets and had a party for us. They even had a human race while they awaited our arrival! I don't know about you, Diary, but I just love humans. Big ones, small ones, ones with dogs, ones with pug toys on their heads... they're all so nice! We were pretty tired after greeting all our fans and walking around all morning. We had to put up our paws when we got home.
Then last night the TV thing said this really bad subhuman is dead. Our mom said this is a good thing and that we should salute the US Service men and women. They make the world a safer place for pugs and humans, so we can't argue with that! We haven't really gotten the salute thing down, so we will eat a treat (or 2) in their honor!
Love,
Coco
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